Fashion statements - part 2

...Continued from the previous post

The hot fair babe who seems to love flaunting the fact that she's being waist-held by Mr.AutoDriver,is cat-walkin as unnaturally as possible with gay aplomb.

*** She has a thorny short hair cut that's (a)giving her a "stay away from me" kind of prickly porcupine look (b)putting the cactii to great shame.Missie has also coloured her hair with the dirtiest brownish yellow streaks,making her look as though she forgot to wash herself after having accompanied a buffalo in its roll-in-the-slush frolic.The streaks, needless to say,are held together in innumerable small plaits using multi-coloured beads that XXX uses to adorn her Barbie dolls.Who's XXX?U guessed it right this time:my one-year-old neighbour.Grrrrrrr!I never seem to get bored of bringing in the one-year-old.

*** The small silver rings that the guy wore on his eyebrows n lips are replicated on Ms.Hottie's eyebrows n lips too.So is the silver lump on his tongue.

*** Apart from the four small rings at the top of her ear, the small ear-lobe also carries the weight of long metal ear rings, that are reaching all the way down,way beyond her shoulders.On a hugely exaggerated scale, it certainly seems like our dear Missie has mistaken the wind-chimes in her room for ear rings!

This is about those aspects of the femme fatale that we GALS wud notice.Now coming to the aspects that the darker sex wud notice:

*** Ms.Hottie,despite having a fairly flabby belly,has enough guts (or should I say is shameless enough) to don a blood-red figure-hugging spaghetti top that stops just short of her belly button.Ofcourse we understand why....the silver lump that adorns the guy's tongue is replicated in greater numbers all aruond the girl's belly button!Flung around her neck is a white fur piece.Why I hate fur is a different story altogether as you shall soon see below.


*** The capri jeans are low-rise jeans that stop just below the knees.Slidin through one belt-slot in the jeans, is a shiny steel chain (the cycle chain types, except for its shine)

Chutki's mawaali instincts make her prod her group to whistle at the item jodi n shout out cat-calls at them.However, just as someone prepares to shout "tall hep babe",Ms.Hottie twists her steps, the 8-inch pencil heels give way and the heavy frame comes crashing down.The rest of the scene is left to the reader's imagination since it falls way beyond the scope of my limits of vulgarity-descriptions.It would serve better purpose for the reader, though, to stop painting pictures of the babe-fall scene and return with me to grab the bottomline of the post.

MY take on fashion:Fashion is definitely a matter of personal choice.I,for one,love long ear rings although I sneer at them calling em wind chimes here.However, we would all make a more SENSIBLE choice if we keep certain factors in mind while choosing our fashion statements:

(1)Weather:Showing up in a spaghetti top n low rise capri jeans or a showing up in a half-unbottoned shirt on a cold winter day when all your peers are fat and snug in sweaters and jackets may make you look different n ultra-sexy but it's also ultra-stupid....Y dare to bare when all you get is a contemptous glare ;-)

(2)Occasion:Showing up in spaghetti tops,capris and 24-pocket cargos on ethnic day is ridiculous to say the least!

(3)Peers:If I were to be in a college that had an ultra-hep crowd, I probably wouldn't wear tank tops just to keep up with the crowd....but i wouldn't show up in college everyday with oiled hair partitioned at the centre,with a huge round bindi as big as my eye either.On the contrary if I were to be in a college that had an ultra-orthodox college, I would show up in a salwar suit on atleast 60% of the working days.I would NEVER show up like Mr. n Mrs.Hottie.

(4)Comfort:What sense would it make for one to wear a top that is so tight that it's sure to tear when you lift your arm over your head?What sense would it make to wear a mid-reef top if you are so uncomfortable in it that you keep pulling it down every two seconds?This one's just for Mr.Anonymous who commented on my previous post:What sense would it make for someone to forcibly try to fit into her old 28-sized jeans when what she needs now is a 100000 sized one? :))

(5)A sense of social responsibility:Proudly waist-holding your skimpily clad girlfriend if you're walking to a disc is fashionable.Doing the same when you're visiting a kids' school or a temple???

(6)Last but definitely not the least, a lil civic sense about the environment, a lil concern for animals:Wish Ms.Hottie will watch this macabre video before selecting her next fur scarf.It would surely make an impact on anyone who has a heart.So think twice next time you want to buy that fur coat or that leather belt.

Be fashionable but don't compromise on being sensible too!